I used to have an ass, now it seems to have redistributed itself to my waist.

Dear God, please give me my ass back. Or bring me an even better ass,
A shelf ass or a bodokidonk ass, or a nice ghetto ass.
Thank you,

Asses:

White ass
Lard ass
Bad ass
Sad ass
Hard ass
Cheap ass
Skinny ass
Stupid ass
Sorry ass
Fat ass
Stinky ass
Mad ass
dumb ass

Seems I never get enough ass….