I took a bath and left a ring of dirt around the tub a few rings actually an archeological site the layers explaining to me what had happened Read more →
Monthly Archives: May 2003
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Some guy left naked pictures of himself on his work computer, when the computer was moved to another job, he forgot to take them off and the new user found them. I guess he looked like a naked bean pole. Read more →
Today is not good and it will not be over soon (enough)
Everything is going wrong I am trying not to cry My face is twitching And my boss just said he was going to put is foot in my ass (he has a very big foot) Read more →
Hot Sauce does not a dinner make
Last night when I got home I was STARVING There was nothing in the fridge except leftover Indian restaurant ultra-hot hot sauce So I ate it Then I had a spoonful of peanut butter to take the edge off the burn Later My belly ached and in the morning I almost passed out and had to lie on the floor… Read more →
Things my Mother remembered (the list I found)
Dancing in new shoes Walking on gravel-feels like sharp glass Licking spoons from the cake & frosting Holding the baby Peeling peach halves Smelling dust Smelling cut grass-building a fort Eating a fried egg sandwich Rolling tinfoil Touching tongues Watching the raccoon Morning glories bloom Cold mountain stream Sliver under fingernail Campfire smoke Homesick Rivertrout-mud taste Sitting on my foot… Read more →