BQ, if you ever decide to wear some kind of word across your ass,
say on your shorts or sweat pants
(I sincerely hope you never do this)

make sure you do not lose some of the letters up your butt
like what was happening to some guy at the gym today.

or if you know your butt can not avoid swallowing letters whole,
plan for it, like a mad magazine fold out,
use words like
“Hawaii”- it could atleast say “Hi”

furthermore,
please do not wear your light blue Uggs, with matching light blue boho shawl to work out in.

Thank you